Oh NOs! What am I to do?

I just figured out that I'm......I'm.......an alien! Sssshhhhh! Don't tell anybody my secret! Sheena is an alien too. Oh crap. I wasn't supposed to say that. Oh no what am I going to do? I love abducting people. I find it to be great fun with all the anal probing and brain sucking. Oh just thinking about it makes me so excited! Okay okay I just need to calm down now. But I just can't help thinking abducting my friends! I need their minds! I NEED THEM! Sheena pretends to be scared of being abducted, but it's all an act. She's the mother alien and I'm the father alien. You know E.T.? That was our child. We're actually 178 years old.

I can't believe I'm letting out my secret. I just can't hold it in anymore! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

See you on our spaceship! AH AH anal probes! YES!